Jane Jensen
Juliet Capulet
Will Keenan
Tromeo Que
Valentine Miele
Murray Martini
William Beckwith
Cappy Capulet
Steve Gibbons
London Arbuckle
Sean Gunn
Sammy Capulet
Debbie Rochon
Ness
Lemmy Kilmister
Narrator
Stephen Blackehart
Benny Que
Flip Brown
Father Lawrence
