Alec Baldwin
Theodore Templeton (voice)
Steve Buscemi
Francis E. Francis (voice)
Miles Bakshi
Tim Templeton (voice)
Jimmy Kimmel
Ted Templeton (voice)
Lisa Kudrow
Janice Templeton (voice)
Tobey Maguire
Narrator / Older Tim Templeton (voice)
Conrad Vernon
Eugene Francis (voice)
James McGrath
Wizzie / Elvis Impersonator (voice)
David Soren
Jimbo (voice)
Nina Zoe Bakshi
Tim's Daughter / Girl / Little Girl (voice)
